Site Network: About Author | My Company | Artist projects | Shop

 

We've Got Everything Worth Watching! Look below for all the memorable, funnypics and funnyvideo ads! And if you want to see them the way they were meant to be seen




Vasectomy

Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies.

A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns while they wait for the doctor.

A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under one man's gown and begins to masturbate him.

Shocked, he says, "What the hell are you doing?" To which she replies,

"We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure."

Not wanting to cause a problem, the man relaxes and enjoys it as she completes her task.

The second man watches all of this and by the time the nurse turns to him, he is quite ready for his turn.

To his surprise, she drops to her knees, opens her lips and begins to give him a blow job.

The first man says, "Hey, what is this? Why is it that I get a hand job and he gets blow job?"

The nurse says, "That, my dear sir, is the difference between Medicare and private insurance.




1 Comments:

At 7:43 AM, Anonymous FS Said...

never heard that one - i like it

 

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home

More Post's

Subscribe to RSS headline updates from:
Powered by FeedBurner