Laughing Machine

Toilets in Thailand Photos

2006-10-04T03:05:00.000+05:30

Check out the funny toilets of Thailand. I think these toilets are from a night club or something.

Check out some more ladies and gents thai toilet

Human Skate Board

2006-10-02T02:06:00.000+05:30

It seems like there is a race on to design and sell the next big extreme sport. We’ve had Powerisers, Xliders and Scarpers and now we’ve stumbled upon this mad idea.

Imagine having roller blade type wheels attached to almost every point of your body including your elbows, feet, chest, back and knees and then imagine hurling your self down a hill with a crash helmet on….

This looks like it truly is an extreme sport for the brave or crazy!

Brad & Angelina - wax model

2006-10-01T18:27:00.000+05:30

Check out some of more them here

Weird Wedding Photo

2006-09-20T19:22:00.000+05:30

Great work by a photographer now he can divorce then....

Bike Flip

2006-09-10T21:33:00.000+05:30

Some guy flying over the handlebars of his bike.

Hey girls, check this out.

Create Hot Tattoo Videos With Your Name

2006-09-06T03:57:00.000+05:30

how your wife would react when she sees this video of girls sporting tattoos with your name but it's loads of fun though not very safe for work.

Type in your tattoo message, select the tattoo style and then choose the body area of the woman where you would like her to sport the tattoo then enjoy watching...your named tatoo video can be shared via email or you can save it as a wallpaper

Source: Tattoo Parlor

Handy Gun Holster

2006-09-03T18:57:00.000+05:30

Handy Gun Holster. Not every woman can hold a gun like this.

World's oldest condom

2006-09-03T18:53:00.000+05:30

The oldest surviving condom in the world has gone on display in an Austrian museum.

The reusable condom dates back to 1640 and is completely intact, as is its orginal users' manual, written in Latin.
The manual suggests that users immerse the condom in warm milk prior to its use to avoid diseases.
The antique, found in Lund in Sweden, is made of pig intestine and is one of 250 ancient objects related to sex on display at the Tirolean County Museum in Austria this summer.

Bride's Search on Wedding Cake

2006-08-30T17:53:00.000+05:30

Check out what they searching for...

The Ultimate Marketing Strategy

2006-08-29T22:15:00.000+05:30

In a recent marketing campaign in Vancouver, 3M sought a strong image for their security glass. They modified a bus shelter and fitted their security glass and filled it with REAL BANKNOTES. Many have tried to gain access with golf clubs and baseball bats but obviously the glass remains intact! This is what you call having faith in your own product...

How Nature Tells Your Bad Day

2006-08-26T16:18:00.000+05:30

Nature's way of letting you know its going to have very bad day.

Underwear Fanatics

2006-08-26T16:10:00.000+05:30

Two drunken girls who have put on every bra and panty they own at the same time.

When you can't decide on one, wear them all.

Thong Issues

2006-08-26T15:53:00.000+05:30

A girl wearing low-rise jeans that reveal her thong, which she is wearing incorrectly.

"Don't show it off if you can't wear it correctly."

Bottle Opener Boobs

2006-08-24T16:32:00.000+05:30

Why wait for somebody to assist you? Do it with your boobs! Every girl needs one of these tucked away!

CardBoard Office

2006-08-24T09:41:00.000+05:30

Check out some more pictures of cardboard office

Love Bites

2006-08-23T17:26:00.000+05:30

Love bite?

Check Out More Fun bites here

How a Mouse Works?

2006-08-21T19:17:00.000+05:30

This is how microsoft mouse works...if you have one just check out what abt yours..

Help her you idiot

2006-08-18T20:30:00.000+05:30

Remember there was once a sugar commercial of "Mikado". This fotocopy paper commercial resembles this advert. But I don't know which was the first to be realized.

The lady can't reach the shelf and when she put her legs on the copier she mistakenly push the button, and the copier start to work.

Adriana Lima - Improved Technology

2006-08-18T20:27:00.000+05:30

A game of jealousy from our beautiful model (Adriana Lima). Following her adventure with her previous boyfriend, this is another adventure of Adriana Lima in our Italian SMS line advert. As I do not Italian, I could not translate the conversation but it is nice as a whole.

Funny faces of celebrities

2006-08-16T09:46:00.000+05:30

Check out all these celeb funny pictures here

The Secret's of Soccer Tactics

2006-08-14T19:28:00.000+05:30

The English Plan

Depending on the wind, the striker's position may vary...

Check out other guyz plans here

A Zombie Wedding

2006-08-12T19:05:00.000+05:30

People are strange Right?

Check out some pictures from their wedding

0% alcohol 100% beer

2006-08-11T21:04:00.000+05:30

Great advertisement for non-alcoholic beer.

Just Say No To Holland Cybersex

2006-08-10T21:19:00.000+05:30

A great advertisement from Internetsoa.nl about how weird cybersex can be..

Even Every CROW has its day

2006-08-09T14:45:00.000+05:30

THEY SAY, "EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY". BUT EVERY CROW HAS ITS DAY TOO!! If u don't believe me, check this out

Google 40,000-60,000 years ago?

2006-08-07T22:40:00.000+05:30

If Google Search Engine Invented Before Fire This Would Be Happened

Funny Feet

2006-08-07T14:30:00.000+05:30

This girl must be quite the artist to have drawn that!

Japanese Photochopped Photographer

2006-08-06T20:50:00.000+05:30

Those crazy Japanese photographers make for a hilarious photochop!

Check Out The Full List of Japanese Photochopped Photographer

Women's Night Out

2006-08-05T22:17:00.000+05:30

READ THE TEXT BEFORE VIEWING PICTURE

Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....

You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night....

You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to
have a monster hangover....

You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night....

You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....

You circle the car looking for dents and find none....

But .... Wait a minute !!!!!!

Getting elephants in a car

2006-08-04T20:58:00.000+05:30

> Q. What is more difficult than getting an elephant in a car?
> A. Getting 2 elephants in a car!!

> Q.What is more difficult than getting 2 elephants in a car?(Don't raise the number)
> A.Getting 2 pregnant elephants in a car!!!

> Q.What is more difficult than getting 2 pregnant elephants in a car? (Don't use another adjective for elephant).
> A.Getting 2 pregnant elephants on a scooter!!

> Q.What is more difficult than getting 2 pregnant elephants on a scooter? (Don't change the vehicle or animal).
> A. Getting 2 pregnant elephants on a moving scooter!!!

> Q.What is more difficult than getting 2 pregnant elephants on a moving scooter? (Don't use another adjective for scooter).
> A.Getting 2 pregnant elephants on a moving scooter, up the hill !!

> Q.What is more difficult than getting 2 pregnant elephants on a moving scooter, up the hill?
> A.Getting 2 pregnant elephants on a moving scooter, up the hill, in stormy weather!!

> Q.What is more difficult than getting 2 pregnant elephants on a moving scooter,up the hill in stormy weather? (Enough of you, now don't add single word in your previous answer).
> A.Getting 2 elephants pregnant, on a moving scooter, up the hill, in stormy weather!!

Zidane's car won't start

2006-08-02T15:34:00.000+05:30

Zidane's car won't start this morning so.....

Miss France takes lesson from Zidane

2006-08-02T15:17:00.000+05:30

Miss france Hits a Miss Italy Like She is Zidane

Paris Hilton in a Tub

2006-07-31T11:33:00.000+05:30

If you were hoping for something sexy, I apologize. Here She gets an unwelcome surprise when she takes a bath with a baby.

Most Challenging Soccer Field Ever

2006-07-31T11:30:00.000+05:30

Someone went to a lot of trouble to make something so useless.

How America Views the World

2006-07-31T11:28:00.000+05:30

How America Views the World. Funny because it`s true (sadly).

Dog Found

2006-07-28T19:40:00.000+05:30

Dog Found!! Read the entire sign.

Dont get caught naked

2006-07-27T16:51:00.000+05:30

Here is how one woman got caught in the act while totally naked. Her reaction: "What?" Bad luck for this lady.

Find X

2006-07-27T16:36:00.000+05:30

Find X. I can't believe the teacher marked him wrong, he found it.

Beachside Hidden Messages

2006-07-27T16:15:00.000+05:30

Just an innocent picture of people at the beach?

Team Puke Picture

2006-07-26T23:25:00.000+05:30

one kid throwing up during his team photograph.

Jimmy always went out of his way to isolate himself from his teammates.

Microsoft Homework Exchange

2006-07-24T22:45:00.000+05:30

An ad for Microsoft Office featuring a pretty girl sharing the same bed with a nerd.

Yes, this is an actual advertisement for Microsoft Office.

Larger Breasts Trick

2006-07-23T16:50:00.000+05:30

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.

The husband comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"

The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?"

Dog Mating Mismatch

2006-07-22T16:33:00.000+05:30

That's one ambitious little dog.

Funny Weight Lifters

2006-07-20T22:56:00.000+05:30

The Best Of Weight Lifter

Creativity with RICE

2006-07-18T21:25:00.000+05:30

Check out some more rice creativity here

Sneak a Peek

2006-07-17T10:40:00.000+05:30

a young boy checking out Anna Kournikova at a tennis tournament.

No doubts about this kid's sexual orientation.

Catch the Bouquet

2006-07-16T15:00:00.000+05:30

A woman exposes her breasts trying to catch the bouquet.

Dress for your friend's wedding: $175

Gift for the bride & Groom: $90

Catching the flower bouquet... Priceless.

Halloween Flashers

2006-07-15T02:00:00.000+05:30

Two house-front figures made out of pumpkins and posed to look like exhibitionists.Very creative

Presidential Inspection

2006-07-13T10:50:00.000+05:30

George W. Bush in a very strange position with two other men

I don't know which is funnier, the guy kneeling in
front of Bush or the guy with the grin behind him.

How to Avoid a Ticket

2006-07-12T07:50:00.000+05:30

Picture of a woman who was pulled over by a cop and she appears to be offering herself to him.
Notice her husband is in the passenger seat.

Must Sell Now

2006-07-11T14:00:00.000+05:30

Funny classified ad with girlfriend for sale instead of the car

For Sale: Can't afford to maintain anymore... Going to school. High mileage,
worn out interior, loud, lots of modifications, used to be fun but now its
boring, not very reliable, but stands up to a beating, test drivers welcome.
Best offer. Call Rob @ (905)822-XXXX, or if you want the car call (416)754-XXXX.

Anna Loves Tennis

2006-07-10T10:30:00.000+05:30

Anna Kournikova sitting with her racket with a look of extreme pleasure.

She sure seems to like that racket

Dressed for School

2006-07-09T17:00:00.000+05:30

a female high school student dressed in a bizarre and overly-revealing outfit.
Something tells me this school will be implementing a dress code soon.

Hairs of World Cup

2006-07-08T17:10:00.000+05:30

"Bad hair day"

Check Out The Hairs of World Cup Germany 2006 Full 20 Images

Wrong email address

2006-07-07T03:54:00.000+05:30

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

What a Way to Wake Up

2006-07-06T16:30:00.000+05:30

Guess who will have some bad morning breath

Male vs Female Sports

2006-07-02T16:52:00.000+05:30

Female Sports

Male Sports

You Decide Which one is Best

Find Differences between Ronaldinho and Alien

2006-06-29T22:11:00.000+05:30

Find the 6 differences!!! Can you?

Rude Awakening -- Easter

2006-06-28T15:45:00.000+05:30

The Easter Bunny Gets A Rude Awakening

Baseball Love

2006-06-26T23:30:00.000+05:30

Game ticket: 25$, Horn: 2$
Hotdogs and drink for 2: 14.99$
Knowing that your favorite baseball team is gay: priceless

New Ideas of Cheating in Examination

2006-06-26T16:00:00.000+05:30

New Ideas of Cheating in Examination together with your friends, with the help of your canon printer

Tips of becoming a NiNJA

2006-06-24T13:00:00.000+05:30

Step 1. Pick a t-shirt that you know
the other ninjas will not bother you
about. I choose one of my "Clerks"
shirts because "Clerks" is ninja in itself.

Read The Full 7 Steps To Become a NINJA Here

Bad Eye Sight

2006-06-23T22:25:00.000+05:30

Eye Examination Chart
Increase distance from chart until it is readable

Cool Condoms

2006-06-23T20:00:00.000+05:30

Isn't it coolest condom ever?

Optical Illusion

2006-06-22T16:10:00.000+05:30

Do you see the CN Tower in this picture? Keep looking, I promise it is there!

Job Advertisement at a university

2006-06-21T23:14:00.000+05:30

This was seen at a local university

Angry Neighbors

2006-06-21T13:15:00.000+05:30

How you can tell when your neighbor is mad at you...

Funny Firefox Ad

2006-06-20T16:52:00.000+05:30

Here is the funny Firefox advertisement.

Source: Funny Firefox Ad

Tortoise Phone

2006-06-17T16:11:00.000+05:30

The Slimmest Phone Ever

Kitten vs. MacBook Pro

2006-06-11T16:09:00.000+05:30

Kitten vs. MacBook Pro. I give this one to the Mac.

Creative Cup of Coffee

2006-06-09T20:35:00.000+05:30

Check Out Some More Creative Coffee Cups Here

Missile Balloons

2006-06-07T16:10:00.000+05:30

Tie these balloons to your car then drive fast down the road

Creative tissue boxes

2006-06-04T21:56:00.000+05:30

A funny way to give some personality to you room, bar, club, restaurant.

Check Out More Creative Tissue Boxes Here

Jessica Simpsons Bouncing Boobs

2006-05-29T15:02:00.000+05:30

Amazing highspeed camera footage of Jessica getting into a wet suit.

Most Active Baby Of Year

2006-05-24T20:39:00.000+05:30

Most Active Baby Award should go to this Baby !!!!

Best ever Google ad..

2006-05-22T15:48:00.000+05:30

Check The Other Hillarious Google Ad Here

Fun With Fingers

2006-05-18T14:40:00.000+05:30

Check Out The Other 15 Fingers Here

The Dog Eyed Peas - My Humps

2006-05-15T23:38:00.000+05:30

My Humps. Dave tries to make a popular video for youtube to make himself famous. It doesn`t really work.

Height of Technology

2006-05-14T17:46:00.000+05:30

Go This From Vivek Blog - Height Of Technology

Double the Fredryk, Double the Pleasure

2006-05-10T17:43:00.000+05:30

Good use of mirrors for comic effect

Son of the Bush

2006-05-04T23:30:00.000+05:30

Bush Son...Great Edit by fellow friend

Every dog has its day

2006-05-03T14:31:00.000+05:30

Every dog has its day...

Funny-The Worst

2006-05-01T16:47:00.000+05:30

THE WORST HIJACKING
We shall never know the identity of the man who in 1976 made the most unsuccessful hijack attempt ever. On a flight across America, he rose from his seat, drew gun and took the stewardess hostage. "Take me to Detroit," he demanded. "We're already going to Detroit," she replied. "Oh ... good," he said, and sat down again.

THE WORST BANK ROBBERY
In August 1975 three men were on their way in to rob the Royal Bank of Scotland at Rothesay, when they got stuck in the revolving doors. They had to be helped free by the staff and, after thanking everyone, sheepishly left the building. A few minutes later they returned and announced their intention of robbing the bank, but none of the staff believed them. When they demanded 5,000 pounds in cash, the head cashier laughed at them, convinced that it was a practical joke. Then one of the men jumped over the counter, but fell to the floor clutching his ankle. The other two tried to make their getaway, but got trapped in the revolving doors again.

THE WORST ANIMAL RESCUE
During the firemen's strike of1978, the British Army had taken over emergency fire fighting and on 14 January they were called out by an elderly lady in South London to retrieve her cat which had become trapped up a tree. They arrived with impressive haste and soon discharged their duty. So grateful was the lady that she invited them all in for tea. Driving off later, with fond farewells completed, they ran over the cat and killed it!!

THE WORST INSURANCE
This is the best lawyer story of the year, decade,and probably the century. A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and
expensive cigars,: then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued .. and won! In delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated, nevertheless, that the lawyer
held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unaccep table fire, and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."

NOW FOR THE BEST PART...
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine. This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

A Bushy joke

2006-04-29T22:25:00.000+05:30

A bushy tale...

George Bush is out jogging one morning along the parkway when he trips, n falls over the bridge railing and lands in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pull him out of the water. He is so grateful he offers the kids whatever they want.
The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland." Georgie says, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."
The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." Bushy says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them"!
The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you're handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be once my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"

The Best T-shirt ever made

2006-04-28T23:18:00.000+05:30

The Best T-shirt ever made..soo it is not wat u see that always counts

Update : You can order this t-shirt here
Thanx to Lokai for the link

13 nude chicks

2006-04-27T17:54:00.000+05:30

Hot and sexy chicks right.............

Height of Overreaction!

2006-04-27T15:19:00.000+05:30

Height of Overreaction - Miss America 2004

Check Out The More Overreactions Here

How Blondes Print Word Documents

2006-04-25T22:16:00.001+05:30

Only a blonde would do this.

Thong Cookies

2006-04-25T22:16:00.000+05:30

Everyone is wearing thongs now..

Bush reported dead

2006-04-24T20:19:00.000+05:30

Shocking news is still not confirmed.

Eat my pussy

2006-04-22T15:52:00.000+05:30

"Actually, Fred. thats not what i meant when i ask
you to come over and eat my pussy tonight."

A Real Gentleman

2006-04-21T23:09:00.000+05:30

only dirty minded can know the meaning of the post

Brain conflict

2006-04-21T22:57:00.000+05:30

Read the colors, not the words.

BLUE GREEN YELLOW

PINK RED ORANGE

GREY BLACK PURPLE

TAN WHITE BROWN

Left-Right Conflict
Your right brain tries to say the color and your left brain insists on reading the word

Strange huh?

Michelin Baby

2006-04-19T23:59:00.000+05:30

Michelin Baby. Awwwwwwwwwwwww!

10 things that look like a female’s “private area"

2006-04-18T23:48:00.000+05:30

In the name of fairness - we now bring you the our list of ten things that look like a female’s “private area”. I say “private area” because if I didn’t say that, this site would suddenly jump into dirtyville on some internet rankings, and we don’t live in dirtyville so anyway - here that are...

1) Dick Cheney’s mouth 2) They ‘Eye of Sauron’ 3)Jabba-The-Hutt’s grotesque mouth 4) A lemon 5) The knot in a tree trunk 6) What would a woo-woo list be without a Georgia O’Keefe painting 7) Some rock and moss (no, not Kate Moss) 8) One of those hideous ‘bugs’ from ‘Starship Troopers’ 9) Another Georgia O’Keefe painting because we are getting desperate 10)The forehead of Jason Alexander’s alien in his ‘Star Trek’ guest appearance...

If you want to view our list of 10 things that look like a penis - click here.

10 things that look like a penis

2006-04-16T19:11:00.000+05:30

There are a lot of real penises in the world, so one would think that there is little reason to build things that look like them - or for nature to create more things that closely resemble them...but that is not the case! Here is our list of ten things that look like a penis. 1) President Bush 2) A weather map with a strangely phallic area of percipitation 3) Some strange underwater creature (jellyfish? Squid?) 4) A naked mole rat 5) The Capitol building in Tallahassee, Florida 6) A drive-in movie sign 7) A desk chair that apparently doubles as a giant foam penis 8) An LGPA golfer and her phallic trophy...how ironic! 9)Unknown building being constructed 10) A natural formation of rock, that gives new meaning to the phrase 'rock hard'.

Dots The Game

2006-04-15T22:22:00.000+05:30

Try this game..
You can only touch the red and yellow balls..
Stay away from the purple..

Titanic 2 Trailer

2006-04-14T22:06:00.000+05:30

Edited Or Its real trailer

Microsoft W3rd

2006-04-13T20:28:00.000+05:30

Microsoft W3rd (Weird) Gangsta version of Microsoft Word

Its Reminds Me About Gizoogle

Burger King Ad

2006-04-12T20:51:00.000+05:30

This is a real ad banner across the streets for Burger King