Step 1. Pick a t-shirt that you know
the other ninjas will not bother you
about. I choose one of my "Clerks"
shirts because "Clerks" is ninja in itself.
Step 2. Turn the shirt inside- out
and put over your head normally
but with the tag down (so backwards)
and hold the sleeves out to the sides
Step 3. Tie the sleeves in a
single knot in the middle of your
head. Very Simple. (Pull it tight so
the mask does not become loose
Step 4. Frontwards it should
look like this with the tag down
under your nose. Although my
identity is revieled now, soon I
will be a NINJA and you will be
clueless as to who just kicked
Step 5. Pull the top collar dowm
your forehead and fold it up. Keep
the facial space to a minimum and
pull it right to your brow.
Step 6. Pull the bottom collar and
tag up over your nose and fold it under
the same as you did with the top collar.
You will find the sides (where my hand
is on the mask) will fold into eachother
Step 7. Find yourself an interesting
yet threatning ninja pose. As a ninja,
you obtain certain responsibilities such
as kicking asses and looking cool and
- At 2:28 PM, Alex Said...
Very ninja-ish, that xmas tree :P
- At 6:59 PM, Said...
I love ninjas.
- At 11:23 PM, Said...
You forgot the slanty eyes bit....a secret ninja recognition must!
- At 3:20 AM, Said...
Yo Quereo Taco Bell!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
- At 7:58 AM, Said...
AH, it is so good to have a fellow ninja instructing the uninformed on our ninjish ways. AMIKERATSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- At 8:24 AM, Laurell Said...
The funny thing is, I ran to my bedroom, got a shirt, and tried this. It took me 15 minutes to get it right, but I love you for posting it :-D
- At 9:52 AM, Said...
it's wicked sweet... but how do i get out!!! It's getting hard to breathe and i'm stuck!
- At 11:09 AM, Said...
lmao now ppl know im dangerous
- At 12:59 PM, Said...
So friggin sweet... I shall always use this in my Extreme hide and go seek games.
- At 10:27 PM, Said...
if your a good enough ninja theyll die before they even see your face
- At 1:51 AM, Said...
Lol as im typin this i have it on and my friend is standin next to me playin GTA sanadreas callin me a retard
- At 3:57 AM, Said...
can u do it with a wifebeater? =P
- At 8:16 AM, Said...
I. love. you. <3
- At 8:20 AM, Said...
At last some who is teaching the ways of the Ninja, You have my Thanks Fellow Ninja.
- At 8:21 AM, Said...
im really really cool!
- At 9:39 AM, Alastor Said...
Dude, you have way too much time on your hands. But it's so friggin cool!!! (Said two octaves higher than the first sentence.)
- At 9:32 PM, Said...
Neat Neat Neat!
- At 9:34 AM, Said...
i am a real ninja now.......its funny cuz i saw this about 5 min after i left www.askaninja.com i rule.
- At 9:37 AM, Marvin The Ninja Said...
this guy rules! and now so do i....
''_ ....... _'' ....... :D
- At 1:56 AM, Said...
LMAO! Quite funny but still.. Get a life.
- At 8:05 AM, Said...
- At 2:02 PM, Said...
ninja ey? love the work
- At 11:18 AM, Said...
WTF is wrong with you somebody has way too much time
- At 10:36 AM, Said...
My ancestor was a ninja of the Tokugawa family.
Anxiously. make a mistake because it is not ..English.. good
By the way, I live in Osaka in Japan.
- At 4:09 AM, Said...
You truly have become one with the t-shirt young grasshopper, soon you will be ready for the pants of a ninja.
- At 1:17 AM, Said...
Thank you, u have enlightened me. Today, I, too, have become a ninja
- At 12:08 PM, Said...
lol im a ninja and we usally were a real mask and no shit and plain pants when we train in real life we where fully black on training we do 50 pushups 25 sit ups and stretches a day and in the jim we can do a rotatinal flip balace real good and do insain tricks when were on the floor and some timz we do our tricks on the grass and when we get a higher level like karatie we get a sowd i got a grip ed one and we also get ninja jabers witch r sharp pointed metle objets whitch spin real fast when thrown
- At 11:40 AM, Said...
I'm cs a pinky boi-lol drunk!!
- At 1:40 AM, Said...
Cooool! I'm a fugging Ninja! Fugging awesome! I took a pic of me in it and am now using it as my display pic on Yahoo xDDD
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