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Tips of becoming a NiNJA FullPost


Tips of becoming a NiNJA- Step1
Step 1. Pick a t-shirt that you know
the other ninjas will not bother you
about. I choose one of my "Clerks"
shirts because "Clerks" is ninja in itself.


Tips of becoming a NiNJA- Step2
Step 2. Turn the shirt inside- out
and put over your head normally
but with the tag down (so backwards)
and hold the sleeves out to the sides


Tips of becoming a NiNJA- Step3
Step 3. Tie the sleeves in a
single knot in the middle of your
head. Very Simple. (Pull it tight so
the mask does not become loose
during battle.)


Tips of becoming a NiNJA- Step4
Step 4. Frontwards it should
look like this with the tag down
under your nose. Although my
identity is revieled now, soon I
will be a NINJA and you will be
clueless as to who just kicked
your ass.


Tips of becoming a NiNJA- Step5
Step 5. Pull the top collar dowm
your forehead and fold it up. Keep
the facial space to a minimum and
pull it right to your brow.


Tips of becoming a NiNJA- Step6
Step 6. Pull the bottom collar and
tag up over your nose and fold it under
the same as you did with the top collar.
You will find the sides (where my hand
is on the mask) will fold into eachother
quite nicely.


Tips of becoming a NiNJA- Step7
Step 7. Find yourself an interesting
yet threatning ninja pose. As a ninja,
you obtain certain responsibilities such
as kicking asses and looking cool and
tough.


Your Are Now A NINJA




29 Comments:

At 2:28 PM, Anonymous Alex Said...

Very ninja-ish, that xmas tree :P

 
At 6:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous Said...

I love ninjas.

 
At 11:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous Said...

You forgot the slanty eyes bit....a secret ninja recognition must!

Ninja warrior

 
At 3:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous Said...

Yo Quereo Taco Bell!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 
At 7:58 AM, Anonymous A FELLOW NINJA Said...

AH, it is so good to have a fellow ninja instructing the uninformed on our ninjish ways. AMIKERATSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 8:24 AM, Anonymous Laurell Said...

The funny thing is, I ran to my bedroom, got a shirt, and tried this. It took me 15 minutes to get it right, but I love you for posting it :-D

 
At 9:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous Said...

it's wicked sweet... but how do i get out!!! It's getting hard to breathe and i'm stuck!

 
At 11:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous Said...

lmao now ppl know im dangerous

 
At 12:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous Said...

So friggin sweet... I shall always use this in my Extreme hide and go seek games.

 
At 10:27 PM, Anonymous sunon the real ninja Said...

if your a good enough ninja theyll die before they even see your face

 
At 1:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous Said...

Lol as im typin this i have it on and my friend is standin next to me playin GTA sanadreas callin me a retard

 
At 3:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous Said...

can u do it with a wifebeater? =P

 
At 8:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous Said...

I. love. you. <3

 
At 8:20 AM, Anonymous Ninja of Darkness Said...

At last some who is teaching the ways of the Ninja, You have my Thanks Fellow Ninja.

 
At 8:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous Said...

im really really cool!

 
At 9:39 AM, Anonymous Alastor Said...

Dude, you have way too much time on your hands. But it's so friggin cool!!! (Said two octaves higher than the first sentence.)

 
At 9:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous Said...

Neat Neat Neat!

 
At 9:34 AM, Anonymous Marvin The Ninja Said...

i am a real ninja now.......its funny cuz i saw this about 5 min after i left www.askaninja.com i rule.

 
At 9:37 AM, Anonymous Marvin The Ninja Said...

this guy rules! and now so do i....

''_ ....... _'' ....... :D

 
At 1:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous Said...

LMAO! Quite funny but still.. Get a life.

 
At 8:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous Said...

fag

 
At 2:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous Said...

ninja ey? love the work

 
At 11:18 AM, Anonymous yo mama Said...

WTF is wrong with you somebody has way too much time

 
At 10:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous Said...

My ancestor was a ninja of the Tokugawa family.

Anxiously. make a mistake because it is not ..English.. good

By the way, I live in Osaka in Japan.

 
At 4:09 AM, Anonymous Another Ninja Said...

You truly have become one with the t-shirt young grasshopper, soon you will be ready for the pants of a ninja.

 
At 1:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous Said...

Thank you, u have enlightened me. Today, I, too, have become a ninja

 
At 12:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous Said...

lol im a ninja and we usally were a real mask and no shit and plain pants when we train in real life we where fully black on training we do 50 pushups 25 sit ups and stretches a day and in the jim we can do a rotatinal flip balace real good and do insain tricks when were on the floor and some timz we do our tricks on the grass and when we get a higher level like karatie we get a sowd i got a grip ed one and we also get ninja jabers witch r sharp pointed metle objets whitch spin real fast when thrown

 
At 11:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous Said...

I'm cs a pinky boi-lol drunk!!

 
At 1:40 AM, Anonymous Ninja Said...

Cooool! I'm a fugging Ninja! Fugging awesome! I took a pic of me in it and am now using it as my display pic on Yahoo xDDD

 

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