Husband and wife are in a bar, and she goes to the ladies' room. She
comes back about 10 minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering and
swearing very softly.
The husband asks what the problem is.
"Oh, I was alone in the ladies' toilet when these two black guys
and put a gun to my head."
"Damn! What happened?"
"One told me to give him a blow job or he'd blow my brains out, and
the other told me to pull my panties down
and bend over, that he wanted to
fuck me in the ass!"
"Yeah, then what?"
"Well you didn't hear a gun shot, did you?"
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