Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........
and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther
away..........Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says
"Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...???
TO THE DOGS
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that
one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
- At 1:33 AM, Said...
Those are some groaners. :)
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